Terrible Taxidermy

Dead animals stuffed with sand is kind of a grim concept. I don't know who came up with it but I'll wager they wet the bed well into their twenties. Strangely enough taxidermy actually gets better, the worse it gets. Observe;

Everyone's knows the well-used phrase 'Shopped!', used when an image has been manipulated to enhance the photo. But what happens when you take that to the very extreme. Witness some fine wannabe Photoshop heros.

Quite possibly the best combination of exotic objects to make men drool over on the planet, it's a magical combination. For once if you fail to notice the cute chick in the photo you are not gay!

Tekken fans were recently asked to submit their own pictures that reminded them of Tekken, via Instagram, to hopefully be selected for display in a trendy London gallery. Who says games aren't art? Here are all the winners!

Just some of the most awesome pictures we could find floating around the internet. Here's hoping they make Monday a little more bearable. So bend over, grab your ankles and brace yourself for the 'Monday Morning Dump!'

Put two things that should never go together - Chicks & automobiles - and you have the recipe for ultimate disaster and maximum LOL-age! Stuff like this was just made for the internet!

Holding photographers hostage and demanding to in in the shot, these terrorists are the worst kind of people. In fact, if it was these types that were being held and tortured in Guantanamo, nobody would mind in the slightest. FACT.

Lets face it, when you are a celeb you can pretty much get away with anything, even murder (OJ anyone?), it's only when you look at the paparazzi photos you really see what they have been getting up to!

Every single one of these 36 images fit that description to a T. If you can explain away any of the abstract weirdness exhibited in this gallery then you're a better man than me.

Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, mums & dads, i present the planet's most elite photo-opportunist, bent on invading everyone's personal photographic moments. Legend!

Goes to Christina Hendricks! Thank god someone is trying to bring back this awesomely curvacious look!