24, 28. BUTT BUTT BUTT!

American Football, or yankee hand-egg as it's known to the rest of the world, is just a sport like any other. With the addition of lovely ladies in lingerie however it transcends the mere boundries of sport and becomes AWESOME!

WARNING: Only look at these pictures if you fully understand the fact that once seen you will never be able to look at any cute celeb (of in fact any girl) ever again without the realisation that without teeth they look as scary as f#ck!

Get ready for 40 images full of the perky toned volleyball babe behinds. All the jumping up and down must be great for toning the glutes and the tight pants are a really nice touch. BRB off to find my local women's volleyball team

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet.

Prepare to be dazzled as you witness a collection of some of the most awesome hyper realistic street art that we have ever seen. Some is better than others but at it's pinnacle, these are almost indistinguishable from the real thing!

What is it about cats that makes them so damn mellow? These cats just lay there as people place tons of inappropriate stuff on them. Are they stoned on catnip or something?

Some of the planets most atrocious fur fancying FAILS in human form. What at first glance might look like a convention for football mascots is actually a a hive of scum, villainy & sexual perversion that'd make Fritzl want to upchuck.

What's the planet coming to when public notice boards confuse us more than if nothing was there in the first place. Somehow i reckon that all of these establishments & products gets avoided at all costs. Be afraid.

Trust good old Mother Nature to come up with millions of years of evolution to produce some of the most beautiful natural monuments the planet has ever seen - I would gladly plant a flag on ALL of them :)

Despite this amazing organ being kinda pretty important in terms of the whole human biology thingamajiggy, the human brain, from whatever scientifiic approach you take is a total scumbag. A wondrous marvel of evolution, but still a total scumbag.

So with the London looters safely back in their homes and normality restored it's time to look back and try to laugh. With all that free shopping they did it's time to do some 'shopping' of our own :)