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American Football, or yankee hand-egg as it's known to the rest of the world, is just a sport like any other. With the addition of lovely ladies in lingerie however it transcends the mere boundries of sport and becomes AWESOME!

Emma Watson. She's undeniably cute, but you can't help but feel a little weird saying it. All those years of Hogwarts have left it's mark on your conscience. I think it's finally time for an amnesty. She's 21. It should totally be okay to fancy her.Try it

Ridley Scott's iconic sci-fi horror has been the bench mark of all scary alien based movies since it's release in 1979. If you're a fan and haven't seen these behind-the-scenes shots, you're in for a treat.

Kim Jong-un requires all North Korean men to have the same haircut that he has. But just imagine if that extended outside of North Korea, specifically to celebrities who had to rock the dictator's slick do too.

Lets be honest most guys are pretty much dirty dogs when it comes to chicks and when they don't think anyone is watching them, or they are with their friends they're even worse. So when we get busted it's pretty damn funny.

Joy of joys! Now this is what makes a great picture, not one single duck-face in sight and just a winning smile, look, asset, whatever is making the subject matter in question 'stand out' from the crowd. WANT!

The pictures might be blurred, grainy, underlit and not at the best angles, but lets be honest here, we LOVE them all! The satisfaction of seeing a female as she sees herself is something that cannot be missed!

You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.

Context! It's super important, because without it things can just look really weird—and some perfect examples of what happens when there's no context is this series of photos, where no one understands what's going on.

What the hell would we do on a Friday night if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably work towards world peace!?

If it's being applied skillfully, without the use of a shovel, make up can be an incredibly powerful tool. Without it this chick looks relatively run-of-the-mill. With it, she looks like a super kawaii pop starlet.