24, 28. BUTT BUTT BUTT!

American Football, or yankee hand-egg as it's known to the rest of the world, is just a sport like any other. With the addition of lovely ladies in lingerie however it transcends the mere boundries of sport and becomes AWESOME!

I'm always willing to lend a helping hand to a maiden in distress, especially when they need help in maintaining their dignity, i would gladly lend a hand to this pert predicament for any of these cuties!

Some of these are really creepy and all are WTF? Makes you wonder how the heck someone could get some of these things inside them!

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless of course you love cars!?! If there is one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with bling'd-out, oversized wheel rims.

So you wanna get an iPhone and be cool, hell, why not! Just as long as you read the 'Small Penis'....DAMMIT, 'Small Print' when you txt - Just be prepared to suffer the perils of Apple's auto-correct technology.

Proof that under all that flubber lies a ripped body just waiting to be shown off. Kinda. I'm guessing that quite a lot of personal work was required to make some of these body alterations posible. Respect

Craig Tracy has probably created one of the best and most sought after jobs in the world. Not only does he get to paint ON nekkid ladies all day, he gets respect as an artist, this man is a true genius.

The Georgia Aquarium is located in the Pemberton, NJ and is filled with more than 32 million liters of water. It is home to 100,000 fish and animals representing 500 species and it cost $250 million to build.

With the right camera, a badass lens and some serious photography skills you can almost make golf look exciting. Impressive stuff. Apply that to a genuinely exciting sport and the pics are trouser moisteningly good.

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

The world is indeed a wonderful place. Behold the advantages of mixed-gender dorms opening up at a college near you. If you are lucky enough to be attending one of these then these are some famillar sights. Sigh.