Celebrity Falsies

Celebrities generally don't admit when they've had nips, tucks and bags of silicon placed under their skin. That's why it's so much fun to compare old and new pictures of them and pass judgement on their choices.

Ah, the internet, where the pretty girls are either kinda fat, ugly, both, or not females at all but old men. It's all trickery. These girls have mastered the clever use of angles to conceal what they really look like.

Do you ever wonder sometimes that if there is a god, why in 'his' name did he only make the weekend last for 48hrs? I mean, i know we are meant to spend Sunday honoring his existence, but that leaves no time to look at stuff like this!

Yep, that's right, the fabled Spring Break is here and the main reason why you went to college to study will become apparent. It's a time to meet with other students and converse about coursework and everything educational. Isn't it?

If you've never been before then it'll take a little getting use to. It's commonly referred to as the festering poop-hole of the internet and while it may be offensive, it can also be utterly hilarious.

It's not a gallery dedicated to a compulsive truth distorter but something far more surreal. If you ever visit Tokyo you might catch a glimpse of this girl if you are lucky laying down the foundations of her very own art form. Weird.

Facebook. This is the place you come to show the world and your friends just how bad you are at grammar & spelling is. Prepare for a merciless put down if you manage to screw absolutely ANYTHING up!

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

Advertising is usually unimaginitive, uninspired or unnecessarily lurid. If you really want to sell you brand then you have to push the creative envelope. Here are some adverts that won't make you want to set fire to a box of kittens.

As Cyndi Lauper shrewdly remarked, 'Girls just wanna have fun, oh girls, just wanna have fun. That's all they really want!' And when you're on vacation it's all about having fun, and these girls look like they know how to do that!

Ow. It hurts just looking at these scorched bodies, what's wrong with them? They're either on a death wish or they just don't get that big, bright burning yellow orb in the sky that we orbit around. It gives off heat as well as light :(