Dirty Boat Names

It takes a great deal of thinking to come up with a great boat name, the best ideas are drawn from some sort of memory or life experience. The captains of these dirty and sexy vessels certainly came up with winners!

Because for some unknown reason there's an intrinsic charm to women with weaponry. Maybe it's just because they combine two of a man's favorite things. If she was also carrying a beer and a tasty bacon sammich, she'd be perfect.

They say a smile can light up a room, but lets face it, if it also comes with an epic package like this then it's time to put on your darkest shades and apply copious amount of sun-screen because these ladies are so hawt they will burn!

I love the fact that where & whenever females gather together, the temperature begins to soar and even the dullest of parties begins to kick off - It's nature's way of letting us know who's really in charge!

I hadn't heard of this chick until i saw this gallery, but she's definitely worth knowing. She's a bootylicious Colombian model with curves in all the right places and just few enough clothes to keep your attention.

If you ever wanted a better reason to take up an ancient Indian spiritual discipline then take a look at these cuties in Yoga pants practicing this sacred ritual. It'll guarantee that part of your body will reach a higher plane of existence!

If Hasbro had thought to do this back in the day, they probably would have gotten a lot more boys into buying My Little Ponies! Actually, THANK GOD they didn't!

So all you are doing is trying to take a nice ordinary, everyday picture of your friends and before you know it some major celebrity is trying to get in on the action by goofing off in the background and photobombing you. Pfft.

Some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.

Sometimes you go out & drink yourself into a tinsel strewn, bed-sh#tting, marker-ridden, man-hugging mess - They should show these to kindergarten kids to scare them senseless.

It's amazing just how much fun you can have with just a window, landscape, and a few pens. From such simple things, a creative mind can conjure up and offer up a batch of greatness that truly has to be witnessed.