Epic Bird Poo Hits Girl Eating Ice Cream

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.

Unless Satan is looking for a new pet I have a feeling this little fella is stuck at the animal shelter for good.

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person & with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be dumb!

It's not often I'll post music videos, because music is pretty subjective. there's one thing we can all agree on though, and that is that this video is absolutely brilliant! Phoenix Wright FTW!

It's the advert the Fox & ABC networks didn't want you to see, for fear it may corrupt your innocent minds, cause the imminent collapse of society & the end of humankind as we know it. Meh.

Those girls are looking at him, like "What's this demi-douche up to?" But he's owning it like a goddamn boss, full of win, he could out warlock Charlie Sheen. The boy just doesn't give a flying hoot. Go kid!

Google have got your back with their fully autonomous car. OK, so this is just a prototype and it’s probably going to be about another 10 years before you can buy one, but still, you can walk everywhere until then.

Do you need to store something? Be it kilos of crack, a dead body, the Mona Lisa or even somebody you've kidnapped whose ransom you're waiting on, this guy will help you store it for a small fee - WTF!?!

This poor guy, his girlfriend is “literally dyinnnng” and “just can’t” after watching Beyonce’s “Drunk In Love” video, so he does what any concerned boyfriend would, he calls emergency services.

Classic footage of Milsap College's victory...down by 2 points with just 2 seconds, they win the on the last play of this game, which takes over a minute to complete and has fifteen backward laterals.

It's very rare that you'll let slip an air biscuit and not realise it was you. With this cute little dog it happens every single time it's master pushes the button on their fart machine. He definitely heard himself fart, but didn't feel a thing. How stran