Bad British NFL Commentary

Britain's premier sports commentator Anthony Richardson is back to announce this year's Superbowl Semi Finals between Alabama and Notre Dame. Nice of the NFL to include a French team, but the Parisian Cathedral came up short in this thrilling encounter.

Some people have nothing better to do than put on a thong and shake it at the camera like they were a human rattle snake & people, like me, have nothing better to do than watch them. Someone has to.

At only 11yrs old this girl really can blade but don't take our word for it, she just won first place in the World Freestyle Skating Championship! Congrats love and seeing as you're a girl we promise not to rip on you for blading either!

These guy's know how to handle a throbbing subwoofer that's raring to go in their hands, in fact they look like they've been quite intimate with one before—but let's not judge, it could all be entirely innocent.

It's kinda like a faucet but instead of the noise of running water you're also treated to an impressive ringpiece solo. This guy tries to make it sound like an F1 engine, but I know my sounds, and that's a fart.

Are all your friends having kids? Does it make you feel anxious and you wish they’d all just fuck off? Don’t stress too much because help is at hand, with this brand new idea of not having kids!

Cool band 'Big stride' have written a song all about those Hen Night Limousines that pretty English ladies like to hire & have fun in

This tipsy girl's knees suddenly mutiny on her, causing her face to smash violently on to the dresser.

Now this is a technique that could be really useful against some of the shorter teams on the football field. Barcelona would never be able to defend against this.

Keep an eye on the fourth guy in this line of Staten Island criminals. He's able to Houdini himself out of his cuffs and make a break for it.

The man with the Guinness world record for having the world's most elastic epidermis is back in the news for being unusually malleable. Probably shouldn't count as news, but definitely interesting if you haven't seen it.