Supercut: I Hate Christmas

Lets face it, Christmas isn't Christmas without a few bah hambugs and as these classic cuts from movies show, there are waay more of them than you might have thought. Have a crappy Xmas everyone!

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

As the alpha male this monkey will 'attack' any male that he sees who is tall and imposing as a way of maintaining his alpha male status. He's obviously a ninja though, so that glass won't hold him for long...

Even without great big flappy hands, you can still play his music, but only with a bit of help from a friend. Preferably one who's got a good sense of timing and some woodwork skills. Great performance.

I kinda hated the slushy ending that Forrest Gump presented us with when the movie came out, however, we now have our hands on the real ending the director wanted us to have before the studios got their hands on it. Epic.

Proof that blondes miss the most obvious innuendo. Something tells me this girl wouldn't even see a snake if it bit her in the ass.. or slithered in her back door. LOL

The Man, The Legend, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fan. Behold him in all his glory - WTF?

It looks like a weird video effect, but this is actually the world's tiniest avalance, taking place on the roof of a parade of shops. If you were walking underneath you wouldn't think it was tiny though...

You're in for an audiovisual treat as the cute voice of Pomplamoose are complimented with the puppet-like dancing of the Motilo models to give you a sublime few minutes of pop perfection.

What if a black widow was a friendly, nice spider, that helped you along your journey on earth? Well then, I guess Black Widow would be a happy bluegrass song. The Gregory Brothers find out.

Talk about luck. This may be the luckiest goal ever. The two teams playing were Termeno and Dro and the winner moves officially to Eccellenza, the 6th category of Italian football