They See Me Rollin', They Hatin'

If you love getting pulled over by the police then you should probably get one of these. With the simple addition of reefer smoke billowing out of the windows you can be assured that any cop in a 5 mile radius will home in on you and give you untold shit.

Yeah it is all for the Tigers of China and I'm sure you only see the female form as a blank canvas mate. I don't believe it for a second.

If you're going to touch an electric fence and you're having someone record your bravery for posterity's sake, don't dawdle. Get to the brave part or you just look a dork. Also, make sure it's actually electrified!

This homeowner was worried that the tree in his front yard might one day fall over and hit his house so he went with a low-bidding contractor to have it removed.

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere. Imagine what will happen when the porn industry finds out about this.

I hope you've got a strong stomach because this fail is so spectacular that it may make you a little queasy. Well, if you're not a fan of seeing a back-to-front foot hanging off someone's shin that is...

A collaboration between TheOatmeal and a budding songwriter ends in awesomeness when they create this delightful little abomination. Sounds like the kind of thing Jack Black would sing about.

Once a man turns 42, society no longer has any use for him so he gets shipped off to a care home to live out his years doing, like, whatever, no one gives a fuck.

Poor unsuspecting New Yorkers were recently terrified by an animatronic remote-controlled baby that was on the rampage around the city - when people when to check on it, that’s when it pounced.

Ken block takes to the streets in his limited edition sticker-clad sponsormobile to show off his wicked awesome skills. He's obviously spent a pretty penny on this one. Half of San Francisco is closed just so he can lay rubber!

You know you live in the ghetto when your local ice cream vendor drives round in a low riding pimped out ice cream truck and blares Does Your Chain Hang low as lound as his speakers will go. Kudos.