Bikini Ice Fishing

It doesn't look like these are ideal conditions to be sporting nothing but a bikini but these three girls seem to be doing better that the esmiko looking bro next to them. Makes a good spectator sport too!

The German police take themselves very seriously. If you were to, say, poke them with a bright fuchsia vibrator and go on to perch a discarded ladies thong on their shoulder they would probably put you in cuffs. Just FYI.

Holy mother of all that is right and good in this sick, rotten world. What ungodly, cursed fresh voodoo hell is this? It’s like the devil took a dump and turned it into a film. That’s how fresh it is. Bad times.

Lets just say some people only learn through pain - This guy thinks it's a good idea to eat 3 ghost peppers in a row. Let's just say it isn't and that results in a very funny video.

It’s Animal from the Muppets in human form, how did this happen? Who cares, this guy’s frikking awesome, he should sack this bunch of no-hopers off and join a real rock & roll band - WTF!?!

The subway is a pretty dangerous, crazy place, but thankfully the quick reflexes of this conductor saved a life.

Seen the new Hobbit film yet? Disappointed? Well, perhaps this new animation from the How It Should Have Ended guys can help - it should heal the pain of these money-spinning adaptations.

Proof that you should never skate with kids or animals.... or is that 'work'? This dog may fail at skateboarding, but he completely makes my day.

No matter what you think of Jessie J’s music, you can’t deny she’s got talent. And by talent I mean the ability to sing with her mouth closed, which is surely the greatest accomplishment she’s ever achieved?

The Rev. Phil Snider told the council during the August hearing that “this step of gay rights is but a steppingstone toward the immorality & lawlessness that will be characteristic of the last days.” But then, what’s this?

I you thought a “Porch Swing” was a piece of garden furniture, you’d be right. But also wrong. It’s apparently also a death defying adrenaline ride. The rope doesn’t look like it’s strong enough to support his gargantuan balls.