World's Fastest Robot

If this robot was dealing me cards I wouldn't trust it as far as I could throw it. Which probably wouldn't be that far. Someone should teach it some slight of hand card magic though, just for the hell of it.

I know, definitely not the best combination of elements on the planet, but the pay-off is pretty impressive. These kids nearly send a pot into orbit with this little firecracker.

This weatherman is straight up BUGGIN! - LOL

Yeah, you heard me right. This fine upstanding gentleman has created an slingshot that fires small vibrating massage devices at high velocities. He demonstrates their penetrative power on a block of ballistics gel.

This dude's peel out leaves flames on the pavement. Where he's going he doesn't need roads. (Hint: It's a mechanic. To get the tires replaced.)

The trouble with working for artists is that they'll fire you for being helpful !

Airsoft guns are great but they're kinda pricey. This is a super-cheap alternative with a ridiculously high rate of fire. Sure, it doesn't exactly look badass, but it will save you a boatload of cash!

Im guessing this is why home-installed pull up bars have weight restrictions - OMG!

Dwarf Vader explains how his Xmas was ruined by the re-purposed leg-wear of his repellent mother-in-law. The only thing that could have rescued it from fail would have been a bound and gagged Jamie Cullen and blowtorch.

God knows what got into him, but when Living On A Prayer comes on at a baseball match, it’s like a switch flicks in his brain and he’s off… embarrassment be damned!

Let this be a lesson to all the camera men out there that decide to film the ground right after your buddy wipes out. This guy should be half way to the hospital but he still manages to get a clip of the aftermath.