World's Fastest Drive Thru

Fast food is pretty damn fast but could it be faster? Damn skippy. This guy is pushing it to it's absolute limits and receiving the fastest drive through service that anyone has ever experience. Glorious.

This baby's going to grow up to have a great vocabulary. It'll especially be useful when he goes to the local fishmongers and asks for some fresh 'fish'. Then he's going to get a bit of a surprise when they respond to his requests.

If you're looking for a hilarious way to ruin your wedding day, choreographing a dance routine to a Justin Bieber song is a pretty effective way to do it. It's hilarious at first but it's still Bieber...

When a hawt chick is dying medical professionals have to resort to drastic measures, a de-fap-rillator! - WTF!?!

The buttered floor prank never gets old. They always told him butter would be his downfall, but they never meant it so literally

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)

One minute they can be cute and cuddly balls of adorable fluff and in the blink of an eye they can turn into vicious pigeon hunting ninjas. After eating the pigeon he probably climbed into a hamsterball to look cute again.

This guy freaks out over being recorded at work, yelling "Don't record me!" Seriously? It can't be that big a secret that you work there. Maybe it's because he doesn't wanna be seen on TV without any achievement stars?

This just may answer that old question of nature vs. nurture: Are girls naturally terrible drivers or is it a learned behavior? I have a feeling that genetical research may well yield the answers to this mystery.

Military force was authorized yesterday after the alleged time travelers and their craft ignored an ultimatum to stop whale poaching.

If you're going to kick off an ice hockey game, word to the wise; don't bring a bird. Sure, they're a very patriotic animal and all, but that doesn't mean they'll be at home slipping and sliding on ice...