Steve O's Best Story Ever

Steve O probably has a whole bunch of awesome stories to chose from and this one is pretty damn awesome. Fixing a busted nose using the fist of a boxing legend? You just couldn't make this kinda thing up!

We all know what a train going through a tunnel symbolises, but with this guy the symbolism is actual — just the mere sight of a train sends him into fits of pleasure. Or maybe he’s just a freak.

I want to know what this girl uses to brush her teeth, or if they are even her real ones.. - WTF

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” - if it's Grolsch, Peroni or Miller--Beer company SABMiller is dodging taxes in India and Africa & depriving them of aid.

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

So those wish lantern things seem safe enough, right? If you scaled that up about 100 times and set it off amidst a pile of volatile explosives, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Yeah, didn't think so.

Ever wanted to play an accurate simulation of the exploitation of impoverished Chinese factory workers? Regardless, someone has gone and made one. Also, it comes with an awesome Nintendo power glove rip off! WOO!

Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, cats. Scanners is back and it’s not taking any prisioners.

She a hot girl and looking for a guy. Do you want to take your chances?

If you're an optimist you see this as half the lockers are still standing. If you're a pessimist, you see this as half an hour she's gotta stay after work to pick them all up.

You've probably seen someone burning rubber before, but burning their rim? Oh god, I hope you haven't seen that. Well, that's kinda what this guy is doing. A donut but without all that smelly rubber. Skills.