Music Television?

Ever wondered why MTV don't really show music videos anymore? Well, there is an answer. A kinda long one, but you probably aren't going to like it. Mainly because the guy explaining it hates you. A lot.

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?

I doubt they could pull this off again if they actually tried to do it a hundred more times.

They say it was the sponge that Mary Magdalene wiped Jeebus with when he was carrying the cross on his way to be crucified.

I never even knew that this was a proper sport, much less that it had been going long enough for talent like this to develop. I don't watch a lot of sport, but if I start, this will be top of my list!

Yes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.

This would have been sweet had he landed where he wanted.. But he didn't - OUCH

It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your tree. Did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.

If only the news was this amusing every day, or the least they could do is have Cassetteboy edit the previous day’s headlines into mega-lulz and run it at the end of the programme.

This cute chick slammed her back on the water after she didn't rotate a flip enough. Her friends talk her into trying again and convince her to rotate a bit more - FAIL!

The real name for this sport is 'Sepak Takraw' but I figured Kung Fu Volleyball made more sense. Anyway, check out the insane skills these guys show while playing volleyball with just their feet.