John Is Expanding

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.

Reporting live from a forest fire, Suzi Theodory gets soaked by a helicopter dropping thousands of gallons of water on the blaze. We're going to assume they did it because she looked so hot.

If you were wondering why anyone would want to buy a micro car, then just take a look at these clowns (not literally clowns) driving around the centre of Amsterdam and you'll instantly see why.

The buttered floor prank never gets old. They always told him butter would be his downfall, but they never meant it so literally

There are so many ways you can fail when you’re jumping around showing off on a trampoline. Especially if you’re fat as well, so it’s surprising this compilation isn’t hours and hours long.

Well, it might not be a Guinness world record or anything, but it's still undeniably impressive stuff. It's not much use for anything other than showing off at limbo competitions, but it's still cool.

Claiming to be a mod but looking suspiciously real-world, this video has impressive nostalgia value. From the 'animations' of the enemy soldiers to the Natalia character getting stuck on a door frame.

During the Queens Day parade in the Netherlands, an unhinged driver slams through the crowd and slams into a monument. Watch how quickly the guy on the bike jumps out of the cars path six seconds into the video.

Steve-o, Steve-o, Steve-o, what were you thinking? If you run into the fist of Mike Tyson then something is bound to get broken, badly. The end of Charlie Sheen's Roast ends on a high.

They might look like racing bikes but these two high octane machines want nothing more than to come together in a loving embrace and express their mutual adoration through the medium of dance.

The shocking news that Vanilla cheated on Shovel Face hit us all hard but it seems that Will Ferrel is taking even harder than most. It's rare to see true love like this so when it goes sour it's like, super sad, yeah?