Awkward White Guys In Shorts

If you've been using this site for years and think the only thing it's missing is awkward white guys with goofy legs wearing shorts, then i have some good news. You're completely unique. Also, this video is for you.

Enjoy this classic song from The Feetles. Ok, that was a bit too cheesy, but then, so are his feet...Boom-tish! Enough of all the corny (geddit?) gags, this guy's got some real talent...and soul :)

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

Leave sleeping dogs lie.. And remember, these things are not toys - LOL

Using an iPhone 4 and you get some slightly weird results filming a guitar. It picks up on the individual osculations of the strings at just the right frequency to make them look all cool and wibbly-wobbly.

This song goes out to all the guys who've loved and lost... their dignity, trying to get the hot chick.

All those shitty pop hits that come steaming out of the hit factory like a turd falling from the sky and landing in your piano-shaped swimming pool. You could do better, right? I bet you could even do it in 8 hours!?

If you haven't seen the movie it might not be a good idea to watch this: Spoilers!. But don't let that become a reason to go see it, coz it pretty much sucks. So save yourselves 30 bucks & some silly 3D glasses.

Just more evidence that cats are total dicks. A montage of cats doing what they do best. A compilation of dick move after dick move after dick move, all being perpetrated by our feline friends. Golden.

What's cooler than ghost ridin' the whip? Still doing that sh#t when you're an OAP. I'd like to think that when I get as old as these two I'll still be cool, but I doubt I will be cool enough to ghost ride a canary yellow pimpmobile.

My question is why did they put that gate there.. and so close to the end of the slide - WTF?