Clams Like Salt

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

Another clever prank gets turned around in the end and the fail quota in the universe is placated - LAMO!

Proof that you should never skate with kids or animals.... or is that 'work'? This dog may fail at skateboarding, but he completely makes my day.

Now this really is a cheap move. If you can't afford a band at your wedding just scrap the whole idea altogether, don't just get a baby and give it a microphone and hope for the best!

Tough couple days for break dancers...this guy has a little too much weight to complete his flip, and he ends up lights out on the floor.

Apparently, no one ever told this guy you're not supposed to cross the tracks when those red and white arms are down.. OMG

Harry Shum, Jr. swaps his dancing shoes for his killing ones’. There’s also not a lot to dislike in this. It’s short, it has a gun fight, a lightsaber fight, some macho hero posturing, decapitation, and then Lara Croft.

This guy looks like he was using a driver instead of a putter! BOOM! HEADSHOT! I bet he didn't even have the courtesy to yell "fore!"

BirGirPall breaks from his usual M.O. to bring us his short but informative review of the second Guild Wars game. I get the feeling he might be missing the point a bit, but if you were expecting a great pig simulator, brace yourself for a shock.

Sometimes in sports, as in life, you must think outside the box. This guy thinks a little TOO far outside the box though and passes the ball to his coach. Schoolboy error. Got to love how the coach passes it on regardless!

Sometimes it just isn't your day. An unlucky driver in South Korea loses control and careers directly into a police officer. For some people luck is not a thing that they are familiar with!