Paradox Power

Combining the ability that cats have to land on their feet and the phenomenon of toast always landing butter-side-down and using the resultant anomaly as a source of clean, renewable energy is a noble goal. crazy, but noble.

Your forefathers died face down in the mud defending your right to vote ! Pay some respect and vote !

When hunted animals start using wireless technology you can safely presume the apocalypse is pretty imminent. Although this redneck’s probably still impressed with the fact he’s got opposable thumbs.

Military force was authorized yesterday after the alleged time travelers and their craft ignored an ultimatum to stop whale poaching.

After burning his back and stomach, this guy decides to light fireworks that are in his mouth. OUCH

We’ve all got a funny peeing story, right? Like that time you peed in your cupboard in the middle of the night thinking it was a urinal. Or on an airplane because you’re Gerard Depardieu and you don’t give a fuck.

New Zealand gets all the best ads. This one is for the new corolla and involves a suicidal cat. Honestly, television adverts don't get much better than this. If you don't at least crack a smile you're not right.

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

LOL! Chipmunk-man Gregg Wallace and Australian Droppy John Torode love a bit of in your end-o. What with food being closely related to the sexy-time there’s plenty of opportunity for a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink.

There's only one way that you can attempt this stunt more than once: You either have to have an IQ lower than a moron (namely this dude), or, you have to be a blonde.

The delightful Ulrika gets a video dedicated all to her, covering her career as a weather girl, to being Sven’s mistress. It even manages the intellectual feat of rhyming Ulrika-ka-ka-ka with Lady Gaga and Jar Jar.