Smooth Criminal Wedding Dance

Choreographed dances to pop music at weddings is fast becoming a tradition of it's own and it Napoleon Dynamite himself was to wed I reckon this is probably a good approximation of what it might look like...

Stop the presses! A Michael Bay film that doesn't look like a great big explosion riddle pile of old ass. Sure there are explosions and hugely muscled he-men, but it still looks better than Transformers...

Altogether now, lets hear it.....AWwwwwwwwww! It might look like a bunny rabbit from some surreal parallel dimension, but believe it or not it's actually kinda cute. Even when he tries to bite through your hand!

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

Women voraciously shovelling various food products into their mouths, is kinda weird, but hawt. There’s something disturbing yet compelling about it all. But hey, at least it’s not 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Bert and Earnie rap.. LOL

When you think about it, there's no reason to be afraid of a million alligators. Only one of them is going to eat you.

Could you play a video game while spiders and snakes crawled all over your hands and the joypad?

Griefing has become as much a part of video gaming as abusing language and rage quitting, and this guy has got it down to an art form. He won't just spam his opponents, he will utterly humiliate them.

Ok so this films cinematography is somewhat.. lacking, But just imagine how bad the special effects in Shark Attack 2 must be, and conversely, just how good they will be in Shark Attack 4.. Watch out Spielberg!!

Bam tells Tony Hawk all about the time that his crazy naturist stalker broke into his house and climbed into bed with him. I know sounds pretty cool right? Well, unfortunately it's only cool if you're into the yeti look...