Football Is Not Gay

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

A father and daughter are kayaking and spot some whales, when one of the whales turned and came towards them and swam underneath their kayaks—next thing they know they're getting lifted onto the back of one.

Man this chick kind of makes me feel sick, just because you know she must be so dirty in the nookie department.

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really!

That's actually just how inversion tables work. They were created to make you look stupid no matter how you use them.

All it takes is a frighteningly low pass from a spitfire pilot and this reporter goes to full scale brown alert. You can't tell because of the camera angle but it splurges out of his trouser legs and gets roughly knee high.

Russian singer Philipp Kirkorov smacks a woman in the face after receiving flowers from several other women in the audience. She must not have read the fine print on the ticket: Gifts or KTFO.

Middle age men swinging swords in a mock dungeon with music over the top? There’s nothing you can dislike about this video—nothing. Marvel as they stab a metal barrel in a car park, just like real heroes.

Greenville, South Carolina-based actor and impressionist Jamie Costa acts out a humorous scene between Gandalf from Lord of the Rings, Robin Williams, Former President George W. Bush, and Matthew McConaughey.

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be?

Check out this Russian dude, the fact that he’s holding a pack of cigarettes which he’s mistaken for his mobile phone and is attempting to use them to make a phone call. That can be a real giveaway to the police.