EVERYTHING!

When your bro hooks up with your lady, it can be utterly devastating, the only way to overcome all the pain & suffering that's washing over you is to let your bro tell you everything. Right from the very beginning.

Well constructed and nicely done. COOL

These guy finally saws through an old dead tree only to have it fall back on top of him.

This chick could sell anything to anyone with her talents, in fact I want to go find her just so I can let her sell something to me, doesn't matter what, I want it!

Sometimes getting an aircraft off the ground is a little more difficult than you think - Dude, you've gotta make it to the second lesson before you make the video to show off to your friends and family.

During the Queens Day parade in the Netherlands, an unhinged driver slams through the crowd and slams into a monument. Watch how quickly the guy on the bike jumps out of the cars path six seconds into the video.

It doesn't sound all that impressive until you watch the trials that they put it through. Swinging pickaxes, hammers, crowbars, chisels and even driving a fork lift at it. This window is freaking HENCH.

There's a clean car, and then there's THIS. These guys developed the fastest and one of the cleanest car washes in the world. Still working on a couple minor bugs though. WOW!

Smoke this man a kipper, Skipper! Because he’ll be back for breakfast. Ace Rimmer takes on those horrible Nazis and saves the day by surfing on a crocodile’s back in mid-air. Obviously.

Hey, if you had any doubts about the USA being the absolute fucking money, then look no further than Doug Stanhope, all-night bars, more choices for breakfast and road names and layouts that actually make sense.

Batman gets pulled over by the police for having a bat symbol where his number plate should be. He probably should have cleared that one with commissioner Gordon first...