Operation Douchebag

Playing Battlefield 3 is fun. Sometimes a little more fun than playing a video game should be. Welcome to the world of trolling, rage quits and epic lols at the expense of others. Welcome to Operation Douchebag! LOLOLOLOL!

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

This is why men shouldn't wear sandals unless they're at the beach.. LOL

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

Even without great big flappy hands, you can still play his music, but only with a bit of help from a friend. Preferably one who's got a good sense of timing and some woodwork skills. Great performance.

Now you can read the extended version. Yes, a whole new 200 pages for you to get to grips with, with many, many passages about having to shit in the woods with no toilet paper. Oh, the humanity!

A chick does a psychic drawing of her guest on live TV and it looks like she had something else on her mind besides the guys face.

This is probably the greatest video on Youtube ever made ever! Well, until that new one comes out in about 2 second's time, but until then enjoy the greatest video ever made. EVAR!

If you have a near death experience then don't go telling your girl about it or your life could be over - WTF!?!

Your forefathers died face down in the mud defending your right to vote ! Pay some respect and vote !

Yup, it's finally here. The rusty ring tattoo. It was only a matter of time before they became commonplace and before long we'll all want one. I want one that makes my anus look like the sarlacc pit from Star Wars.