Wannabe Acrobat Wipes Out

You ever had one of those days where nothing seens to go like textbook? I am 100% certain that breaking this dude's fall is the first time any of those books have ever been used.

These guys spin a merry-go-round at an very fast speed but fall short of the Twisted Sisters all time world record.

Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?

This kid tries to join the on-field celebration before getting yanked off by his dad. Now his dad is probably going to ground him: 'You can't leave your wheelchair for two weeks!'

In the pursuit of the perfect cocktail this dude produces something very close...a 'cock-up'. This bartender was on a roll until the bottle slips out of his hand and takes out the cameraman.

Rick Santorum making about as much sense as he normally does. You can't blame him for being a little out of sorts. He's probably just found out what his name means. If you haven't heard, try googling "Santorum".

A nifty bit of video turns an otherwise fairly unremarkable surfing video into a tale of nonchalance in the face of planet-wide annihilation. New alien overlords? Sod that, lets go surfing. Typical Aussies.

It's huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes & coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...

Forget all that Neo & Matrix crap, if you really want someone to cum and save you then this is the lady who will do it - i'd love to plug into her :)

This crane is installing a bridge segment in New Zealand when the riverbank beneath it gives way. If only there'd been a bridge there for the crane to have had something solid to rest on...

Mama said SHE'S gonna knock you out! It's a noble gesture but i reckon that this dude will never be able to show his face in the gym again!