Epic Receding 9yr Old Kid

Talk about getting old before your time! Haircuts aren't usually that funny, but when the haircut is self inflicted and makes the nine year old sporting it look like he's in his mid fifties. WTF!?!

This guy's attempt to leap across a river using a tree branch ended disastrously, but he's lucky. The water should wash those grass stains right out.

We've all been there, annoyed by some little boy who wants to play and won't leave you alone. Mike Polk's latest ode goes out to all those little boys who won't leave him alone.

This one does exactly what it says on the tin. A bunch of students being interviewed on camera while their teachers bust a move in the background. No explainations, none needed. Just teachers dancing behind students. WTF?

Ever wanted to waterproof something? Yeah, me either. After watching this video though I'm thinking about waterproofing EVERYTHING I OWN! Seriously, how damn cool is this stuff!? I WANTS IT!

After a horrifically embarrassing fail like this, he'll never play goalie for his team again. There is a spot open on the gymnastics team, though.

Worried about fossil fuels damaging the environment and the rapidly diminishing oil reserves? Never fear, because Syria has the answer. Before long we will all be running on the power of piezo ignitions and trolling.

Are you a lonely video game enthusiast? Looking to warm up those cold nights, raiding molten core? You need a cute gamer girl. Luckily we have a wide selection for you to chose from. Unluckily for you, they all have facial hair.

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

Foil on a kitchen counter. Who would have thought that it could be this goddamn hilarious? Not me. If you've got a cat you don't want jumping on your counter tops, try this. Remember to video it though!

Leave sleeping dogs lie.. And remember, these things are not toys - LOL