The Ultimate Wingman

Need a wingman? Want the best of the best? This one comes with his own aviators and Top Gun theme music! He's guaranteed to get you a date and if he doesn't you can always console yourself with some shirtless volleyball.

In a city environment, you’re guaranteed to have some unwanted guests from the animal kingdom. Beasties like rats, pigeons, foxes, badgers, but it’s not every day that wolves start rocking up in your neighborhood. WTF!?!

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

So you're off on a night out, you catch the bus into town, catch up with your mates, catch...an STI!?

Griefing has become as much a part of video gaming as abusing language and rage quitting, and this guy has got it down to an art form. He won't just spam his opponents, he will utterly humiliate them.

Surveillance cameras show a quick-thinking guy save his classic Ford Mustang just in the nick of time, after not setting the parking brake caused the car to roll backwards out of a garage and nearly crash.

This guy spent about 3 hours assembling this flying shark and it worked perfectly inside. When you stopped controlling it, it would float back to the ground, so he thought, why not take it outside. FAIL!

A compilation of boys who can't stay on their bikes.. LOL

If they remade Home Alone with a pair of robbers who were half way competent, the movie would be way shorter than the current version—and it wouldn't be quite such a PG-rated film either.

Quite possibly the most annoying alarm clock ever made by god. It's twittering away into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a total pain-in-the-ass. Lets hope the cat wakes up hungry!?

Do you know how hard it is to party AND train at the same time? Ron Allen does, and he’ll start you off with a few fruity squeezes, get your shirt off and then he’ll show you just how fast he can remove his underpants. What a guy.