You Can't Beat A Good Cucumber!

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

It's so light that it'll have you breaking out in a spontaneous, frantic rap !

Sure, jesus could turn water into wine, but wine is minging. Come back when you can make me a beer, bro. Snow on the other hand would be awesome. Everybody likes snow. Dude could get a sweet job at a ski resort too!

These fans nearly get their heads taken off, but no one is ever going to believe this happened to them: "You mean you went to a car race where everything was covered in mud?"

This is an astonishing explosion videotaped from a military caravan. Someone better pull up Google Maps and find another route because this one is definitely FUBAR!

The giddy excitement, the expectations the smell of fresh video game as you peel away the cellophane, the sudden realisation you don't have a girlfriend & the last time you went to the pub was before the smoking ban came in. Still.

You don't have to be a genius at maths to realise that while one cute chick is a dream, two will be an experience that will be doubly difficult to forget!

These guys fill a mixture of Hydrogen and Oxygen in a balloon and just as they cause it to explode their professor walks back into the room

The man is a freaking legend. If it's going to be an outtake anyway then he's damn well going to speak his mind. I could watch this all day. Someone needs to make a channel that just shows Brian Blessed outtakes. Glorious.

It's not surprising that Thom Yorke shoots the littlest lesbian. After all, he must be pretty jealous about all the attention Bieber's getting. Thom's tried dancing to pop music to get noticed but it hasn't quite worked.

An English teacher & his girlfriend inflict a harsh but cute challenge upon their pupils, to try & say the hardest word in the English language. Because once you've mastered that you don't need to know any other word.