Speed Cooking

Getting married & need to cater for 50 guests but can't be bothered? Well, help is at hand, with this handy bit of advice you can feed 50 hungry mouths in just 3 minutes. Just make sure the future wife is there to clean up.

How would your week be complete without checking out what stupidity has been going down on Vine, so stop what you're doing and check out this compilation, featuring dogs, people, lamas and Christmas trees.

Some how Ryan Kennedy has managed to get all these people to make invites to his birthday party. Just imagine what would happen if he decided to run for president.

If ever you needed evidence that there is no greater hive of scum and villainy than the YouTubes, I give you exhibit A: The YT Micro-celeb crossover. Sure, you recognise them but is that any excuse for this nonsense?

This is very sweet of Nick Offerman, singing this song for his wife Megan Mullally on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It’s a potty-mouthed tale of blow jobs, buttsecks and smack. And who said romance is dead?

When Antonín Dvořák composed his Symphony No 9 Allegro con fuoco back in the 19th century, he no doubt had in mind Korean women in short shorts. And so over a century later the internet has made it so.

Mr. Mittens, sometimes you just gotta let that last little bit of ice cream at the bottom of the container go. Cats! You gotta love them!

Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends. But all is not as it seems with this fairy-tale stereotype. Tony Montana, you have competition.

Do you miss your girlfriend? Spending more and more time sulking while gazing mournfully out of a window? Sounds like it's time you ate a breath-mint & posted her a bottle of your minty fresh breath.

Not content with the difficulty of a regular slalom on skis, this dude kicks one off and goes solo. He makes it an astonishing way down the mountain before he bails. I was kinda hoping he'd do a backflip though...

Enjoy a trouser-soiling trip on a badass Japanese rollercoaster from the comfort of your computer screen. If you don't feel the slightest bit of vertigo when the cart is teetering on the edge of it's decent, you are not human.