Go The F#ck To Sleep Children!

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!

This "piglet" was born in Guatemala, last month. It is the result of some kind of mutation the locals are blaming on the presence of a UFO. I hope they call him Xenu.

I never fail to get amused by females & FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.

If you’ve got a chubby for Master Chief then I have some spectacularly good news… There’s a new live action series based in the Halo universe inbound and you can watch the trailer for it right here, right now. Enjoy!

The kick itself was pretty damn impressive but what makes it even better in the way that the commentators totally lose their minds after seeing it. Kudos for Anthony Pettis though, I wouldn't want him kicking me in the face.

A guy in a Corvette attempts to overtake a car on the highway and sends both cars skidding off the road. I wonder how many "I'm sorries" he would have to say before there were no hard feelings.

You know you live in the ghetto when your local ice cream vendor drives round in a low riding pimped out ice cream truck and blares Does Your Chain Hang low as lound as his speakers will go. Kudos.

Ok, truth time, even though it's not a real bullet he's going to be chopping in half it's still pretty damn impressive. Not sure why they had to go to a firing range in the middle of nowhere to do it.

5500 calories of pure OM NOM! - It's got French toasted Parisian baguette, poutine (greasy fries covered in gravy and curd cheese), hotdogs, bacon - all covered in 100% pure maple syrup. An epic sandwich, no doubt followed by an epic crap.

An ancient mechanical computer which was built to predict solar eclipses from 100 BC was discovered off the coast of Antikythera in 1901. This guy took this impressive device and built an identical replication out of Legos.

Arnie decided to have a little fun and raise money for a good cause, so he went to Gold's Gym in Venice in disguise. How people didn't recognise the most recognisable star ever, is anyone's guess.