Epic Capoeira Battle FAIL!

Impromptu capoeira might seem like a cool thing to do, but it's fraught with FAIL. You'd have to be really lucky to get challenged by a walking disaster like this dude. There's nothing like getting your ass kicked by a wall.

It's not just humans (well, the female of the human species) that can't resist a self-shot picture, animals have been crushing it for years in the selfie game. The disturbing thing is that they are pretty damn good at it.

If you think that kids shows can't be good you've probably never watched Spongebob Squarepants. They can be good. They can be AWESOME. This clip is probably the coolest kids show that ever (never?) was.

It might not look all that safe, and you might get dinked in the back by a massive metal road sign, but who cares? YOLOLOLOL. When you're creating your own quarter mile long home-made water slide, safety is of little concern.

The world's biggest wuss slips off a rail and snaps his arm.

Get ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!

Siggas (AKA The Angry Black Man) and his buddy take a swing at the Cinnamon Challenge. The aim is to eat an entire spoonful of cinnamon without coughing half of it out. Sefus fails pretty hard but Siggas smashes it!

Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags?

What? You mean you're supposed to kick it INTO the net? Oh, now I get it.

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?