Ninja Turtle FTW!

He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!

God! This guy will get really angry and weird if you start messing up the landscaping by boarding in the park. And strangely enough, he's bordering on psychotic, almost ready for a total melt-down

You might think that a hungry dog would eat pretty much anything. This dog proves that you'd be dead wrong as he stubbornly refuses to go anywhere near this slice of low-fat lamb jerky. Fussy git.

A woman in Texas has started a Pole Dancing For Jesus class. She believes only God can judge them. And they'll know if he's pleased because he'll make it rain.

It's a simple game, all you have to do is name 10 things that aren't Skrillex. If you manage it then you win. If you don't then you're subjected to a blast from the man himself while you opponent goes all weird and evil.

Nasty cop gives a chick suspecvt the beating of her life - it's not big and it's NOT clever - OMG!

Just let me watch this honey's video projected on the back of my eyelids from now until the violent explosion of our sun & I'll be a happy man. If I saw her in the flesh I'd probably implode!

Right, you better get watching straight away, because this list will take you quite some time - it’s time to lock the basement door and start torrenting right away. And you’re not allowed out until you’ve seen every single one.

In a bold attempt to prove that advertisers have absolutely zero imagination, these guys have decided to sell a drain cleaning agent using sex. If you scrape the bottom of the barrel long enough, it's all you can achieve.

I know what you're thinking; "But how does he hold the bat?". Well, sorry to disappoint, but he doesn't. If game had an umpire I think the cat would receive and instant DQ, but that doesn't mean it's not super cute to watch.

I would normally just mock this for erroneously calling itself Parkour (backflipping off a wall and then running back the way you came isn't parkour) but he's dressed pretty badass so I'm going to allow this...