If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

It's time to obey the beard—and it's a beard that screams out with manly credentials, in fact it's so manly it will take away your virginity and you'll wake up tomorrow with a beard, even if you've just shaved.

If you haven't experience the enigma known as Karl Pilkington, allow me to introduce you. Karl, this is the viewer, viewer, this is Karl - He has a head like a f#cking orange. Also, he's a total idiot.

Victoria's Secret's latest trouser arouser was a rip roaring success thanks to those precious few gentlemen who are yet to discover the naked wonders of the internet. Seriously, people, go to google. You can thank me later...

It’s a much more listenable and enjoyable One Direction than you’re used to. Zayn sings Story of My Life like he’s swallowed a Fraggle, Harry’s become tone death, and the rest sound like cartoon characters.

After racing off the crest of a large sand dune, this man loses control of his jeep just in time to send his competitor flying.

He's either imitating the sound of the outboard engine or he just ate his lunch at Taco Bell. One of the two. Maybe he likes the look of the engine and is trying to communicate with it in it's own language?

Canoeing isn't something I've ever realy wanted to do. Fast flowing water full of sharp rocks? No thanks. These guys show off how cool it can be while confirming my decision to never ever try it for myself.

Too soon? Probably. Still funny? Definitely. Proceeds from the track’s sale go to charity though, so at least there’s that. When MC Chris posted about bath salts on Facebook a full spoof track was an inevitability.

The rope isn't real.. The Prank is. - LOL

They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.