Track & Failed!

You would think four weeks of practice leading up to this track meet would be enough time for these last two girls to realize this just isn't their sport. But where's the fun in that!?

It's a sunny day & what could be better than cruising around on your motorcycle.....WRONG! You forgot about the old lady behind you driving a big-ass Scion intent on delivering the wrath of god in your direction!

Are you ready for ZeFrank to lay some echidna truth on you? Well you better be beacuse this is happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, aside from hitting the stop button. But why would you want to?

America's rednecks: They try so hard to move forward, but keep getting hurt by their backward ways.

Have you played Amnesia yet, maybe you have but have totally forgotten? It's fast becoming the world's go-to game for immediate relief from constipation and this dude sounds like a relieved customer.

It's never good to see little kids getting hurt whilst supplying us with LOLZ. But while painful, an accident like this is good preparation for the balls she'll be taking to the face later in life.

It's pretty damn hilarious to watch these three grubby old ladies watching a celebrity getting pounded 'Greek style' but it does kinda make you worry that your own grandparents might be just as filthy as these...

This kid has gotten into that rebellious rock and roll music a little early! That means by seven he'll be into soft rock, and as a teenager he'll trying to figure out where to buy cassettes of Pat Boone. 'GO BABY GO!'

These guys are trying to practice a wrestling move when they discover one of their own.

This dude dislocates his shoulder after his buddies convince him that he can run through a fence. Epilogue: NEVER trust your friend's advice!

As well as a gallery of bikini clad pictures the guys at Sports Illustrated made a point of getting a video of Michelle Jenneke. Sterling work, boys. She's definitely my favorite Olympian right now.