The New Amazing Blob Launch

It's that time of year to try and beat how high you can project an unwilling victim skywards. This girl gets sent flying so high into the air they have to wake up an air traffic controller to bring her in for a landing.

By now you’ve probably seen Google’s latest bid for total global domination – Google Glass, it records everything you do and think so that Google can spam you with relevent ads and sell you out to the police.

The Smith & Wesson 500 handgun isn't just a gun. It also makes a great juicer. Slow down time and all of a sudden nature becomes very interesting subject matter - Prepare to witness awesomeness in action!

It seems like every celebrity on the planet has filmed themselves dunking a bucket of ice over their head, but no one does it as brilliantly as Chris Pratt, who surely wins prize of coolest ice bucket challenge yet.

Ever thought that they should introduce tazers to professional sporting events? Yeah, me too. Well, these crazy masochists have done just that and they call the resultant insanity Tazerball. Don't try this at home, kids.

I'm not sure what he's playing but by god he's loving it. It's probably taking him back to the good old days when him and his buddies were gunning down japs or germans or whoever it was they were fighting.

So if you were thinking it was gonna be another day of you surfing the web and filling your mind with useful info, think again! Today is the day to learn (unlearn?) yourself some wordz!

I’m not entirely sure what this young lady is attempting to achieve. If it’s a genuine spoof of the Hello Kitty franchise it’s just plain sad. If your fetish is watching prostitutes eating cat food though, it’s a resounding win!

Self explanatory, just watch.

The fact he's a dude is FAIL from the word go, but another tip is when attempting to swing round a pole to impress your friends, it's always best to test the durability of the pole first.

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!