BMX Faceplant

This dude just lays on the ground moaning in pain after he faceplants hard after a failed jump. Some people just can't seem to understand that ALL of his pathetic suffering will be commented about on the internet one day - LOL!

Some people bend over backwards to entertain - I thought that after watching the first couple seconds that this video was a fake but this chick just has an amazing amount of flexibility.

There aren't too many black guys in Aspen Colerado, so this dude is here to represent and introduce himself and his race to some of the white folk before they hit the slopes. Courtesy of Improv Everywhere.

This dude flips his quad backwards and it falls directly on his head. Although, he was hurt he obviously couldn't have suffered any brain damage.

A truly momentous occasion that, really, warrants an international holiday. So we could all be at home getting handjobs; men and women, all creeds and colours, rich and poor, tall and short, ugly and beautiful.

It can be so confusing distinguishing between UK, Great Britain, and England. So probably the best way to do this is by the yellowing of their teeth and how Dickensian their accents are. The teeth come in various shades of yellow.

As if attempting to rival the offense caused by his tax dodging ways, Jimmy Carr has devised this incredibly offensive Joke about the gays. Personally I still find his tax shenanigans more offensive.

Adam Buxton lip syncs to the Gwen Steffani track in this literal adaptation of the music video. In case you weren't aware, Hollaback Girl is all about a girl who befriend a piece of her own poo that waves pom-poms. WTF?

The Brett Domino trio are back despite popular demand and this time they've covered LMFAO's Sexy And I Know It. If there was one thing that song needed it was Steven Peavis alternating between picking his nose and pulling an 'O' face. Genius.

It's a sunny day & what could be better than cruising around on your motorcycle.....WRONG! You forgot about the old lady behind you driving a big-ass Scion intent on delivering the wrath of god in your direction!

I hope whatever gymnastics he did to get up there were impressive, because his dismount was ugly buglies. This couldn't have been more embarrassing for him unless he pooped a little bit when he landed.