Cat Knows How To Open Door - WTF?

It's just a matter of time before we become their slaves - Every time a cat opens a door, they come one step closer to enslaving humanity. Be thankful they don't have opposable thumbs....yet!

Jim Jefferies gets real for a moment and talks to his audience about depression and his struggle with it. Then he goes on to remind us that depression is a western problem. Depressing stuff.

The score from one of the godawful Star Wars prequels gets a damn good mocking as lyrics are added by way of humerous guesswork. I'd like to think these are the real lyrics but I doubt the song is about corn...

This poor guy, his girlfriend is “literally dyinnnng” and “just can’t” after watching Beyonce’s “Drunk In Love” video, so he does what any concerned boyfriend would, he calls emergency services.

This is breaking news. Toddler-faced teen goon Bieber is actually a nasty predatory pedo who disguises himself as a pre-adolescent sexless emo just to attract teenage girls. Shocking .....And true!?

Louis used to have an iPhone but it proved to be far too stimulating a piece of technology to be of any use. Here he shares some of his ideas for future iterations of the device with Jimmy Kimmel.

This has got to be the most painful motorcycle/merry-go-round accident, yet. Someone somewhere now has to add a "Do not hook your Merry-Go-Round up to a motorcycle" entry to the merry-go-round's user manual.

At first I thought this dude was nuts not wearing a helmet, but I guess it really doesn't matter much. When you are falling from that kinda height no head protection on the planet is gonna save you if it all goes FAIL!?

OH SHIT! There's some things you just shouldn't be messing around with. A tank full of crap is one of them. Proof that humans still have a lot to learn when it comes to having a movement!

Total genius. A landlord in Florida installed some secret cameras in this house to spy on the hot Bulgarian beauties who had just moved in. Admit it. You'd want to see what they do in the bathroom too?

Oh Man, file this one under 'Possibilities Are Endless', I can instantly think of some outrageous shite I could pull off with this one. But as is far too often the case, every silver cloud has a black hole lining.