Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Redux

More like an indie coming of age film; perhaps the kind of film Sofia Coppola or Godard might make, than just Ferris just having a day off, hanging out with his best friend & girlfriend. Live & learn people!

Witness a compilation of upset-inducing scenes where adults act like assholes and steal dreams (and baseballs) as players throw the cute little kids a game ball to keep as a treasured memory (nightmare).

If you thought wakeboarding was just for open water, you'd be wrong. These crazy dudes are doing it in rivers with sheer rock banks. Probably not advisable unless you're a wakeboard ninja or don't mind losing skin.

WINNING!!! We’re all winning now because the internet is full to the brim with Charlie Sheen winning and snorting 7 gram rocks up his eyeballs. You can’t search for a cat video or some pr0n without Charlie rearing his manic head.

Kid tries to launch an egg using his skateboard but his face blocks the takeoff, it's almost the perfect literal example of getting egg on your face - LMAO!

You remember the 90's don't you? That was when the only thing worse than wearing a mullet was being the guy who slammed face-first into the end of a ski jump at a family amusement park... while wearing a mullet.

Prepare for moar chick abuse! It looks like he’s back for an extended drum solo, but this time he’s down-scaled on the drums - But she doesn't look too happy about it, tits or no tits.

This chick is celebrating a goal with her boyfriend when she learns the people behind her are rooting for the other team.

Good question.. LOL

I feel the need for speeeeeed!!! This badboy has a pilot with a camera for a head & an afterburner made from some old christmas lights. Just temper your raging jealousy while he does a sweet barrel roll.

So you think panda's are just cute & innocent animals without an evil bone in their bodies. Think again. Prepare to be shocked by the kind of sh#t it seems like they're actually into! Scat-ter people. Fast.