Girl Can't Close Eye After Wisdom Tooth Surgery

She should just get her other wisdom teeth taken out, leaving her with two ever-open, unblinking eyes. Creepy but symmetrical. Problem solved.

YouTube film maker Freddie Wong pranks one of his mates by distracting him with a series of magic tricks in order to mask the set up of the old bucket-of-water-on-the-ceiling prank. Classic stuff.

If you have seen this episode of Father Ted then it’s worth re-watching—if you haven’t seen it, well, what are you waiting for? Ted wins the the “Golden Cleric” for saving a fellow group of priests.

Proof that dogs make the most heart-warming, coolest homecoming. Your move, Roomba Cats.

Sometimes people do the dumbest things to impres their buddies, or, they are just too dumb to think of trying something like that. This guy does win a prize though, to be listed in the big book of FAIL!

Having a sound system in your car that can destroy a phone book is pretty impressive. It was an epic battle the world had been waiting an eternity for. Some guy's in-car bass bin versus the phone book.

A short claymation about a monotonous job, a man who wants nothing more than to carry out the monotonous job and a strange looking dog-like creature that wants to bum-scoot all over his desk and annoy him. Genius.

A collection of some of the most offensive jokes ever uttered. It's no surprise that Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr feature prominently on the list, with multiple entries each. No Sadowitz though?

You can't make them laugh, you can't get them angry, and you can't even stop them with a nasty stomach virus.

Making mischief and wrecking the place, I might not know what this thing is but I still want one. No in fact, I want a whole army of them!

Time for Rob Brydon & Steve Coogan to have a lovely cocktail of snot. Well, sort of. Actually, by the looks of it there's not much appreciation going on, just impressions and goblets of sputum.