How To Piss Of A Leopard!

Ok, first things first. What the HELL is an animal like that doing in a house and secondly, what the HELL is that dumb guy doing offering it his head as an object for a near-certain attack!?

Some people enjoy putting mayonnaise in their sandwiches. Some people, great Christ, enjoy putting it on their French fries (I seen 'em do it), and some people enjoy slathering it all over hot girls' chest.

An American soldier in Panama City fancies himself as Rocky Balboa, prances around the ring for an hour or two before squaring up to a guy named Bolo. This was his first mistake of many. "Bolo" is not a name to f#ck with.

Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies. Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that?

Long ago an epic battle raged, between two disparate tribes. The foot soldiers of the Almighty versus some Devil's spawn from a seedy strip club.

A touching tale about how electromagnetic radiation turned a man's shitty life around. It just goes to show, there is light at the end of that rat race tunnel and it’s freaking beautiful, if you just go out and find it…

A couple weeks ago we posted a clip of a guy who just barely avoided getting hit by a bus. This guy balances out that running and jumping fast...

It's hard to tell which mistress this might be (my guess is Rachel Uchitel), but this leaked tape won't help the Tiger Woods saga end any time soon.

For the hundreds of times I got beaned while at bat its hard to feel sorry for a pitcher getting dropped by a line drive. Not as bad as in the nuts, but some of these balls are going FAST!

Time for some major adorbz. Animal of the day! This dog should market its talents and become rich. However, dogs don't understand capitalism and market value, so that sucks for the promising pooch.

Rachel teaches us a corn on the cob trick, and at the same time manages to turn us on.