Fat Circus Parkour Skillz!

What do you get if you mix parkour skills, circus skills and a fat dude sitting on the toilet? Awesomeness, that's what. Although it sounds like the perfect recipe for failure the whole really is greater than the sum of it's parts.

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave things like the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

A mutt like this would come in handy if you had car troubles that's for sure, I would definitely not recommend trying to sneak into this guys yard in the dead of night though.

This poor dog gets busted eating the cat's treats and might just be the guiltiest looking dog on the planet.

Sun Xi Zhong from China enters the Guinness Book of World Records after climbing 15 stairs using nothing but his head.

It’s hard not to like an advert that features a My Little Pony and a cocktail made from milk, banana and a jet fighter. This advert features both of those and introduces you to Vytautas, also known as Earth Juice. Delicious.

What now, CoD? BF3 now has epic scale air battles, capture the flag, motorbike racing and even a drop ship that can deliver vehicles around the map. What does CoD have? Kill Streaks and ballistic knives. Pah.

This dude makes that woman that put a cat in a bin look like a god damned amateur. He manages to get his cat caught in his lawnmower, churns it around and around for a bit before letting it escape unharmed. Skills.

Maybe motorcycle burnouts are just a lot harder than they look but here is another dude attempting to burnout the back tire of his motorcycle only to get dragged across the parking lot.

With Mother Nature bending and breaking trees, this dude decides to brave the storm to get some footage. The trees couldn't survive, holding onto the Earth, but this dude thinks he can just hold onto a wall!

People really are totally awesome. Not all people, obviously. That weird guy who sits next to you on the bus and trumps isn't awesome. Neither are Mormons. Some are awesome though, and these are they.