Guy Dunks Himself Through Hoop

This kid accidentally dunked himself through a basketball hoop during a Phoenix Suns halftime show. Looks like all that work preserving his girlish figure paid off!

When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t.

Imagine one of the cool, flipping crashes you created with your Hot Wheels cars in your childhood happened in real life. It's kind of like that.

Ok, so getting a Wii games console as a surprise Xmas present might be cool, but there is a limit to 'over-reaction' and insanity - WTF?

Star Trek zombies? Illogical maybe but guided by the power of awesome. As sci-fi/horror goes this could only be improved if it had a scene where Seven of Nine is clam-jousting with Rose McGowan!

Russian singer Philipp Kirkorov smacks a woman in the face after receiving flowers from several other women in the audience. She must not have read the fine print on the ticket: Gifts or KTFO.

Takabisha is a Gerstlauer Euro-Fighter steel roller coaster located at the Fuji-Q Highland theme park in Fujiyoshida, Yamanashi, Japan. It received worldwide media attention when it opened due to it having a drop angle of 121°.

Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags?

This is what the Christian right wishes Jesus went around the world doing, but sadly, it’s just the work of someone’s twisted imagination. And thank the Lord it is, because otherwise Rick Perry would be creaming in his pants.

Everyone's seen the pyramids and the great wall of China. They're totes mainstream. How about some awe inspiring wonders you can behold while maintaining your hipster credentials? You're welcome.

Summer's in full swing, the sun is out beating down on you, you can't be assed to do anything and that includes thinking—but don't worry, you don't have to think, the internet will do all that for you.