Skilift Faceplant FAIL

This dude gets pushed off a ski lift and falls twenty feet landing face first in the snow. It's one of the perils of alpine fun thats not in the guidebook!

Jon's back & keeping it real with raps about bees & polite Canadian guy letting us know what it’s all aboot, MC Doesn’t Know How To Pluralise is showing the world what he’s all about with these sick rhyme. AWESOME!

A professor has had enough of the two kids in the front row screwin' around and he whacks one of them so hard it knocks the kid off his chair.

If you work from home then one of your daily tasks, probably the hardest one, is fighting off your cat who is a constant distraction, trying to sit on your lap, your laptop, your head, your arm, your ear, you get the idea.

The Time Lord is a bit of a randy bugger, it’s all that traversing the space-time continuum. It makes a man lonely, and when he’s surrounded by beautiful women. Well, it’s only a matter of, erm, time.

Amuse you friends by perforating prophylactics using nothing more than the open window of a speeding car. It's genuinely impressive to watch. It's kinda like one of thoses bubble wand things but with added spermicidal lube.

It might sound incredible and as though it's teetering on the edge of believability at the beginning but by the end it's flat out batsh#t cray-cray. It doesn't need an in depth debunking, just some humorous mockery.

Brace yourself for the heady combination of a pop earworm and an orchestra made of old PC parts and other assorted technological gadgetry. Yes, this is how Gotye's hit would have sounded if he was a robot.

You see them everywhere, wide eyed crazy guys running around in pink shoes, jabbering away to themselves & shouting out random numbers. Just imagine how annoying it would be if they were armed with a megaphone!

It’s about time Churchill got replaced for a more up-to-date defining image of Britain – just as long as it’s not Simon Cowell !!!

Children, you can't kill them and you can't get rid of them until they go off to college. A lot of parents still believe in swatting their kids to keep them in line. If they took it this far, they'd never have problems again.