The Horniest Man in Show Business

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

"It's intercourse Jim, but not as we know it!", unless of course you just happen to be one of the growing millions of internet-addicted virgins going steady with your laptop!

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

It might have been amusing the first time you saw it but overnight it went from a promising meme into failfaggorty of the highest order thanks to millions of mediocre mimics. Now slating it is the only way to derive some lolz.

2 Wheels good - 4 wheels BAD - We have no idea who's fault this was to begin with. but we're going to side with the cyclist because he's on his own and there are more of the other people.

You're in a speeding car, desperate for the toilet, but you're also in a rush to get to your destination. Could you 'go' in front of a car full of your mates or would you bottle it?

After seeing Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror someone decided that it would be fun to recut the terrifying psychological horror Insomnia as a romantic comedy. You, sir, are a freaking genius.

If you enjoyed the watermelon torture vide we posted where a watermelon is evaporated using rubber bands, you'll like this. It's exactly the same thing but in beautiful eye-candy slow motion replay.

Lets face it, all babies are bullying thugs who don’t care who gets in their way - Fear their wrath! – The problem is most people don’t know how to fight a baby, but Gavin McInnes isn’t most people. Let the violence begin.

Now this really is a cheap move. If you can't afford a band at your wedding just scrap the whole idea altogether, don't just get a baby and give it a microphone and hope for the best!

Dude pulls a sweet backflip during a penalty kick. Wait, did soccer just get cool? Ugh, I feel so Un-American.