The Worst Person In The World

I hope something terrible happens to her and she has to become the "dishpan hands" model.

During the Queens Day parade in the Netherlands, an unhinged driver slams through the crowd and slams into a monument. Watch how quickly the guy on the bike jumps out of the cars path six seconds into the video.

So it turns out that you don't have to have a big old gut and man titties to be a good sumo. This Czech wrestler shows the Japanese fatties how it's really done, while maintaining a more slender look about him. Still got a silly haircut though...

This must have been made by someone who had a crap load of lego lying around and an unhealthy love for the Simpsons. Still though it looks great.

Technically he's snowboarding rather than surfing but he's wearing an L.E.D jumpsuit, he's doing it in the dark and it looks totally freaking awesome so who cares? Must be scary as hell boarding with such low visibility...

It's only February and we're already knee deep in some hilarious news bloopers, which, lets' face it, is pretty much the best thing about the news these days. This collection even features an appearance from Samuel L. Jackson.

It’s all too easy to get caught up in the moment when it comes to decorating your tree. Did you know that 400 families get attacked by Christmas decorations every festive season. And that’s just in Wyoming.

Unlike traditional spoon players, this mutt manages to makes a racket with just one, meaning he's roughly 50% more talented than regular spoon players but unfortunately, he's just as annoying...

See? This is what happens when you take the arts out of the schools-- Girls end up in gym class causing accidents.

It might not exactly be a muff-mobile, the ladies might not flock to it like flies to poop, but you gotta admit, it's pretty damn impressive that this thing can still move under it's own steam.

This is the kind of wedgie Wile E. Coyote would create. This may be the first time a speeding car has left skidmarks in a pair of Hanes.