Die Hard Romance

Considering I have based quite a lot of my life around the sayings in Die Hard this video was a bit of a let down but at least it reminded me of the great movie.

A hot blonde bombshell shows her loves for all her fans on the internet - All the gentlemen in da house go 'DAYUM!'

If the planet is in peril and human-kind is contributing to it's demise then there is only one person who can save us all. Captain Planet will save us, but it had better be something serious.

This is a song for all the family, you can sing along around the dinner table - This woman is singing for the femmes, she doesn't care that her front bum echoes or that you could park a truck in there. Go girl!

The Brazilian cops perform an epic FAIL with a very important prisoner - Cue samba version of "The Benny Hill Show" theme song. Who left that pesky window open anyway?

You can’t beat a good “NOOOOOOO!!!”, it sums up all the drama and over-the-top appeal of fictionalised moving images. And here are a bunch of them all edited together for our pleasure.

I haven't watched Sailor Moon for years, but I'm pretty sure that it wasn't 30 minutes of dry humping. WTF!?!

If it's too loud, you're too cold. Any moshers out there who think they are tough in a mosh pit, then try doing it in the Antarctic! Not a lot people know but penguins, they adore heavy metal music.

Note to self: if you see a dune buggy attached to a parachute falling out of the sky, run the other way. Thankfully, NO serious injuries after this one.

YouTube comments, they can be both sublimely funny and disturbingly depressing, so the perfect ingredient to use as the words for a song. And not just any song, but one performed by a choir.

Stuff like this is a regular occurrence in the UK and Ireland. It happens every fucking weekend. It's just never caught on camera, until now. Keep safe out there kids, and if you can't be safe, be stupid.