Little Girl Owned By Soccer Ball

It's never good to see little kids getting hurt whilst supplying us with LOLZ. But while painful, an accident like this is good preparation for the balls she'll be taking to the face later in life.

This furry little critter sees a canoe from the river bank and swims over to greet them. The canoers aren't really sure what to make of him. They were never heard from again and this is the only footage ever found. LOL J/K.

If you've missed American Hustle and the other Best Picture nominees, this talented cast of youngsters will give you a quick (and adorable!) primer. Prepare to be taken to next levels of cute.

Slednecks team member Brett Turcotte bucks his snowmobile off a cliff and the insanity of it all is captured on a GoPro for us all to stare slack-jawed at and marvel at how damn badass it is.

After watching Kick-Ass I worry that every girl in pig tails is gonna attack everyone on sight. But the little girl in this is SO cute they'd probably just go along with it - Witness AWESOME!

This kid has gotten into that rebellious rock and roll music a little early! That means by seven he'll be into soft rock, and as a teenager he'll trying to figure out where to buy cassettes of Pat Boone. 'GO BABY GO!'

He's either imitating the sound of the outboard engine or he just ate his lunch at Taco Bell. One of the two. Maybe he likes the look of the engine and is trying to communicate with it in it's own language?

Maybe the sfx guy doing the green screen overlay has got a very dark sense of humor, maybe he just got made redundant...or drunk? If you're a 'merrcan with a sensitive disposition, look away now.

Victoria's Secret's latest trouser arouser was a rip roaring success thanks to those precious few gentlemen who are yet to discover the naked wonders of the internet. Seriously, people, go to google. You can thank me later...

Are all your friends having kids? Does it make you feel anxious and you wish they’d all just fuck off? Don’t stress too much because help is at hand, with this brand new idea of not having kids!

There are many worthy kickstarter funds, but none more worthy of your hard earned cash than this one. Mr. Bozels is hoping to build his own zoo full of cats, dogs and ants. It will be the best zoo EVER.