Woman Demonstrates Creepy Japanese Toilet

A woman demonstrates an extremely creepy toilet in Japan. The Japanese demonstrate their efficiency once again with a toilet that scares the crap out of you and sends you running out of the bathroom, screaming.

Touring can seem glamorous, but the reality is far from it—Kunt, from Kunt and the Gang, recalls those nights spent in your hotel room wishing that your only comfort wasn’t your right hand.

Ever wondered what Metallica's Nothing Else Matters would sound like if it was shifted into a major scale? Me either, but the result is one seriously happy sounding song. If you don't believe me, watch this!

Sick of party guests gawping at your furry crevice? Want to fill in that unsightly bumcrack with something a little more visually appealing? Well, now you can thanks to new Crack Spackle. Awesome.

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest insults a blind man by trying to high five.

After tireless hours of research and patent litigation, Harvard engineers have finally completed the perfect nutshot apparatus. Great day for science.

There's a reason the Prometheus crew is so effective at dealing with aliens: good training! Here are all of the suicidally inquisitive Prometheus gang in one of their training sessions in the pre-prequel.

Lets face it, Youtube's closed captions were never going to be 100% accurate, but when Rhett and Link add a recursion they spiral into absolute hilarity. If you can even follow what's being said.

Giving new meaning to the word "cat-apult," a sprightly feline from Japan has taken the Interwebs by storm with his incredible ability to reach jaw-dropping heights in just one jump.

I you thought a “Porch Swing” was a piece of garden furniture, you’d be right. But also wrong. It’s apparently also a death defying adrenaline ride. The rope doesn’t look like it’s strong enough to support his gargantuan balls.

Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags?