Worst Thieves Ever Try To Steal ATM Machine

These guys are so brilliant, the next part of the plan is probably getting the ATM machine home, plugging it in, and using their debit cards to withdraw money.

Ever wondered what supervillains get up to once they're retired from a life of crime? Here's what Banes been upto since he tried to take over Gotham and complete Ra's Al Ghul plan for destruction and rebirth.

Simply the most boss noodles that have ever been made. Pouring the boiling water into your mouth and snorting the stock is optional, though it is guaranteed to impress any attractive female coworkers who happen to see it...

Streaking's strange, it must feel liberating to sprint about in your birthday suit, as nature intended, but then, you know, everyone gets to see your junk. And also you might do something like this & get double-laughed at.

I always new video games were evil - This kid FREAKS out when taken away from his game. - WTF

TV hosts get embarrassed by a demonstration of a turkey caller that you operate by blowing. Laughter followed by awkward conversation. The first time is always the same.

There are only 2 words that can begin to describe what is going on here "WTF - weird.."

No need to hide in shame ever again when you borrow the family car. This is the kind of performance that will get you noticed, plus every cop in the world will want to meet you too. How cool.

After this impressive display of finesse and athleticism, she should have her pick of the groomsmen for sure.

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave things like the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

This is a genius invention, a range of alcohol containers that allow you to drink as much intoxicating booze as possible and never get drunk. What's more, it even barfs up at the end of the evening so you don't feel left out.