Amazing Race Watermelon Face Smash

A watermelon gets obliterated against an Amazing Race contestant's face, at which point she must've wondered whether she'd ended up on The Big Bang theory by mistake.

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.

There’s some tip-top commentating here, really on target when it comes to not knowing his stuff. But that doesn’t matter, it didn’t for NBC. It’s just a shame all the Olympic coverage isn’t of this comedic quality.

This is not a bad idea for house cats who get fat and unhealthy, so they can move their feet—in fact, this is how you could make fat Americans exercise, dangle a hamburger in front of a treadmill.

If you thought regular press-ups were hard, then these probably aren't for you. They combine the extreme physical fitness required for one arm push-ups with the nerdy obsessiveness required to master the Rubik's cube.

Are you ready for ZeFrank to lay some echidna truth on you? Well you better be beacuse this is happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, aside from hitting the stop button. But why would you want to?

Eating celery when you could be pounding super hot wings and jagerbombs is quite possibly the gayest thing ever!!! Well that is unless to mock you pretend to suck off a stick of celery then make out with one of your friends.

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

Sometimes you want to make a big entrance and impress your new wife. Sometimes it FAILS! Groom speeds down a zipline and crashes into his bride from behind. I guess he couldn't wait for the wedding night.

As much as I don't like cats, if you're a badass pitbull and your wearing a stupid sweater like this then you really deserve to get your butt kicked. Proof that cute and furry things can be as mean as hell!

When people say life's not like a video-game, they’re talking shit. Life IS a video-game as guy proves, taking out hackers left, right and centre with awesome head shots. BOOM!