Desperate Poodle Dances For Adoption

Her parents tried so hard to keep her from this seedy world of dancing for mens' entertainment.

Crufts might look like a load of old rubbish but it's a very competitive arena where dropping a steaming coiler just a few centimeters from the desired location can result in instant disqualification and humiliation.

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

So much time and effort goes into these, just to end up a laughing stock on the internet, which is sort of an achievement in a sense—it's the only achievement these people are going to be celebrating anyway.

Dorkly investigate the idea of a Megaman boss who's a little less aggressive than the rest; what if Chill Penguin was cooler than a doped up Fonzerelli? Would you still be able to fight him?

Going with your parents to a Frankie Boyle show when you’re got front row tickets is a mistake. If you don’t mind permanent psychological scarring in the form of mental images that can’t be purged, you should be fine.

Julian Smith is a strange guy. He makes strange videos on his Youtube channel and most of them are pretty damn funny, if you can get past all the strangeness surrounding them. This one is about a strange relationship.

I figured he’d been overpowered, but is seems our hostage is in on the experiment. Who would have thought that a bowling ball to the FACE would be cause for such celebration ? Drinking our own homebrew moonshine, are we ?!

It's a battle to last the ages. In the red corner is 'Cat'. In the blue corner, it's 'Cat Balloon'. It's a tense start, with a lot of posturing, but a wicked right hook brings a quick end to the epic battle.

This is my kind of talent show, full of acts that show plenty of promise…for exploding into goo that is.

These guys fill a mixture of Hydrogen and Oxygen in a balloon and just as they cause it to explode their professor walks back into the room